Country Livin': Sittn' in an RV with the screen door. Generally involves beer.
Gong Show: A situation so ridiculous that you wish someone could bang on a gong and make it stop.
The Rig: The RV, with salmon attatched.
Celebrating Gold Rush Heritage: Spending time in the "Old" part of town. Originated: Old Sac (Sacramento) Other uses: Old Sag (Saginaw), Old Harry (Old Harrisburg) Generally involves beer.
Rig Food: Anything that can be prepared in an RV. Usually originates in part or in whole from a can. Generally involves beer.
Jeri: The bite in the ass girl hanging out with the attractive and interesting girl. Originated: Reno.
Super Fan: Suburban Dad with mustache and a belly that reflects the amount of beer and polish saahsage he's consumed over the years. Orginated: Chicago.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
And traveling partner #1 is developing a bad habit of wandering off for hours at a time, and traveling partner #2 is constantly on the internet, yet still unable to give coherent directions, I get cranky. When nobody thinks we should get gas in Harrisburg, even though we're below a half tank, because there's a place 40 miles away that is out of gas when we get there, leaving us with less than 1/4 tank, I get cranky. When I can't use the internet access that was purchased for this trip, I get cranky. When I can't go fishing, I get cranky.