Saturday, May 17, 2008

I hate Illinois Nazis.

Lombard, IL needs to be plowed under and allowed to lie fallow until it will grow something other than fascists. Honestly, this is the worst place I've been on this tour. Fascists and strip malls. Hell on Earth.

1 comment:

Nora said...

Mussolini was once quoted as saying 'Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts.' Slightly less well known is this: on the eve of Italy's invasion of Albania, April 6th 1939, Mussolini was overheard saying to his wife, 'After we drop the car at the Jiffy Lube, lets walk over and grab parfaits from TCBY. Oh, and remind me to pick up my dry cleaning.'